Instagram Handle Of The Week: @norisblackbook

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Happy Father's Day DadYe! Against my therapist's recommendations I choose to live in the past when slavery wasn't a choice.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Jun 17, 2018 at 7:41pm PDT

Whether you'd like to or not, we are all keeping up with the Kardashians.

Those sisters run everything on social media, but one of the best ways to get your Kardashian news is via @norisblackbook, a parody account of Kim and Kanye's eldest daughter, North West. On the surface, it looks like any old Kardashian fan account, but "North" gives us the tea on her mom and all her "aunties" in her captions, while documenting the ghosts from episodes past (i.e., Tyga, Blac Chyna, and other victims of the alleged "Kardashian curse"). 

Nothing is off the table with this Insta account; this fictional North West gives her take on everything from Scott Disick's May-December relationship with Sofia Richie to Kris Jenner being responsible for the Warriors sweeping the Cavs in the 2018 NBA Finals. Keep on keeping up with the media mogul family and get a healthy dose of sarcasm and wit from the point-of-view of this Calabasas princess. All hail Nori.

I had to make an appearance yesterday at Beauty Con with mommy to help her sell these Kimoji Fragrances that no one asked for. We wore our hair the same to sell the whole "mommy-daughter" thing. It was embarrassing and I don't know when I'll be ready to speak to her again.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Jul 16, 2018 at 7:35am PDT

I texted Kris and asked her if the Cavs getting swept was because the Warriors were just the better team or because of her. She texted back this pic.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Jun 13, 2018 at 8:08am PDT

I have to hold on to someone when I take my floaties off too.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Jun 7, 2018 at 9:25am PDT

I'm entertaining the idea of getting Chi into acting. This could be her lane. I already identified this as her monologue for her first audition. I think with some coaching she could really connect with Tokyo Tea (Chyna's mom) and deliver a great performance. I have urged Chi to wear a shirt during her audition.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on May 8, 2018 at 5:00pm PDT

The debut picture is so important. It sets the tone for creating your brand. My debut was strategically placed on national television because I'm too big for Instagram. Saint was sleeping, so that tells the story about why his career hasn't taken off. For Chicago, we want her image to be softer than mine but more interesting than Saint's. This debut pic says I'm approachable, but don't approach me.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Feb 26, 2018 at 3:34pm PST

Now that he knows it's really over with auntie Kylie, Tyga has thrown himself into his music. He’s writing a song called “My Baby Is Having His Baby”. It’s a song about a man who is in love with an underage girl, but then she becomes an adult and has a baby with a guy she barely knows. People are talking Grammy.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Feb 15, 2018 at 11:39am PST

Imagine... just wanting to take a nap, but you have to entertain this nonsense. I'm so lucky my parents are never home.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Jul 16, 2018 at 8:44am PDT

Nice to see that auntie Kourt used her severance package from DASH to travel and live her best life, but we only paid her 2 weeks for every year she was employed so I hope she has a plan to come home soon and work on her resume.

A post shared by North West (@norisblackbook) on Jul 8, 2018 at 7:38pm PDT

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